The male feminist's lament

The 'Governor of Canada' straps on his suicide vest.

“Now remember, ladies, just don’t Google how ‘papa’ treated my mother, or read old copies of the Creston Valley Advance from the year 2000.”

For those on the National Citizens Coalition email list: pardon the repetition in the next few paragraphs.

The Great State of Canada, with its failing Arctic Peso, is presently home to the worst economy in the G7, and on pace to exit the Developed World if Trudeau can form a minority coalition.

We have millions of unvetted Liberal migrants to send home in 2025 (a bare minimum of 2.4 million), who are already skipping out on deportation orders.

We have a nationalized postal strike befitting the Developing World, which is costing Canadian businesses dearly for the holidays. Grandmothers can’t even mail Christmas cards this year, for goodness sake.

We have a massively delayed fall economic statement that will blow through all existing financial guardrails.

We have a 670% rise in anti-semitism. (Read this important work from Terry Glavin when you’re able.)

And what does our government prioritize? With the looming threat of a 25% tariff over Canada's porous, terrorist-and-fentanyl-riddled border, Trudeau just flippantly pronounced that President-elect Trump's landslide, woke-bashing win was nothing but an "attack on women’s progress."

Yes, really. Before an emerald-green backdrop, hosted by another one of his government-funded non-profits meant to keep the astroturfed policy racket rolling, the PM with a history of groping a reporter, who supports policies that invade female spaces, and who has fired every woman who has ever stood up to him — his AG, in particular, for not covering up abject Liberal racketeering — Trudeau strapped on a suicide vest and rushed into the middle of Canada’s tariff negotiations for maximum middle-class casualties.

WATCH if you have the stomach for it.

It’s always the self-proclaimed “male feminists.” Always. The ladies in our lives warn us about them for a reason.

Days earlier, with testicles parked bumper to bumper like smart cars on a British Columbia ferry on a long weekend, Trudeau had market-tested the early rendition of these inflammatory remarks for the now 21% of Canadians who can still stand all the needless country-breaking, and who just so happen to benefit from it.

“Back in 2016, Trudeau managed Trump‘s ascendency in a mature and responsible way. He played the long game because he knew that Canada‘s trade interests were at stake. But he’s a different guy now, desperate and unprincipled, and pretty much willing to say anything to hold onto power. sad to watch and bad for Canada.” (Jon Kay, Quillette)

If the first round of banter was relatively cordial, and steps were being taken to negotiate in good faith, this is the Liberals back at their most cynical and calculating.

Sure, it will cost you and yours dearly, and that Arctic Peso will grow even more substandard until October of 2025, but the Liberals think they found the wedge they’ve been waiting for.

It’s not showing up in the polls yet, but it’s sure as shit showing up in their comms. ‘Team Canada’ rhetoric, from a government that, based on all the available evidence, hasn’t had Canada’s best interest at heart to date, was a massive tell that we were in for a whole lot of It’s Going To Get Worse Before It Gets Better.

And with the male feminist’s lament landing like a fart in church in our morning news cycle, one can best believe Trump’s social media intern will be lighting up Truth Social deep into the night.

Justin Trudeau could have taken this on the chin. The semi-formed adults around him had every chance to go, “Hey, not great timing here, boss. Let’s accept that hundreds of millions of voters across the world have experienced the last few years of this ‘post-liberal’ experiment differently, and get back to un-wrecking the economy for the sake of your electorate.”

They didn’t. They won’t. They never were.

The best thing their Official Opposition can do now is keep their foot on the gas, stay conservative, and avoid this trap altogether.

This has nothing to do with Team Canada, or us vs. them. It has everything to do with The People vs. Justin Trudeau.

Will you choose ten months of hurt — or a lifetime of knowing we had Canada in our grasp, and we let it slip?

We all choose the former, I’m sure. So, like a woman speaking to a self-proclaimed male feminist, steady your resolve, turn on that bullshit detector, and don’t trust a single silver-tongued word.

Only a serial abuser — of both the country and the ladies — would view his divine right to ruin as anything resembling ‘progress.’

Alexander Brown is a writer, part-time politico, and communications director. Of late, his work has appeared in the New West Times, Western Standard, and the Toronto Sun.

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